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Monday, February 07, 2005

Inaugural address-west wing style.. consider

FADE IN: INT. TOBY'S OFFICE - DAY

Will is reading Toby passages from the speech that Stacy dropped off to him. Elsie
is also in the room.

WILL
"America needs a new doctrine for a new century..."

TOBY
Mr. Bailey...

WILL
"...based not just on our interest, but on our values, across the world."

TOBY
Define those values for me, please.

WILL
I don't have to. The President of the United States already has. "We are for freedom
of speech everywhere. Freedom to worship everywhere. Freedom to learn for every child."

TOBY
Just out of curiosity, how are you going to enforce a universal global right to
education?

ELSIE
The same way the U.S. enforced anything it wanted in the middle part of the 20th
century. Somebody called our father.

TOBY
What exactly are you doing here, anyway?

ELSIE
The First Lady likes my jokes.

TOBY
Excellent.

WILL
"It is our duty to give more than merely our support. We must give our strength
diplomatically, materially....

WILL and TOBY
"And if need be, militarily."

TOBY
I read it, I think, 16 years ago. It was about El Salvador and he had it stricken
from the record and there was a reason.

WILL
What?

TOBY
I don't know, but things have reasons.

WILL
Do they?

TOBY
Yes, they do.

WILL
Okay, but C.J. this morning put the body count at 15,000.

TOBY
You're talking about Khundu? That's what the hell this is about?

WILL
We're talking about everything. "And freedom from the tyranny of oppression, economic
slavery, religious fanaticism." Tell me if any of these describe anyone we know.

TOBY
This isn't what I meat by drafting new language.

WILL
What did you mean?

TOBY
Making the old language sound better. You're asking the two of us to create foreign
policy by ourselves. That's usually not a good idea. You've got your Pentagon, the
NSC and-- what do you call it?-- the State Department.

Bartlet picks up the speech off of Will's desk.

BARTLET
"A new doctrine for a new century, based not just on our interests, but on our
values across the world." Well, that's pretty spicey stuff.

WILL
You wrote it, sir.

WILL
"America stands today as the one truly indispensaple nation-- the strongest force and
the proudest voice for peace, pluralism and prosperity that the world has ever known."

TOBY
Okay, keep the ancient Romans out of the first ten rows, and we're fine.

WILL
"Today at the dawn of a new century, America needs a new commitment to protect our own
security, to model freedom to the world."

TOBY
To model it?

WILL
I figure if we're not going to help create freedom from tyranny, then let's at least
sell some BarcaLoungers.

TOBY
The U.S. doesn't help create freedom from tyranny?

WILL
I forget to add, "where our own interests aren't necesssarly involved." [reading speech]
"To do what we can to fulfill humanity's promise and to prove that self-determination is the watchword of all mankind."

BARTLET
We're for freedom of speech everywhere. We're for freedom to worship everywhere. We're
for freedom to learn... for everybody. And because, in our time, you can build a bomb
in your country and bring it to my country, what goes on in you country is very much my
business. And so we are for freedom from tyranny everywhere, whether in the guise of
political oppresion, Toby, or economic slavery, Josh, or religious fanaticism, C.J.
That most fundamental idea cannot be met with merely our support. It has to be met with
our strength. Diplomatically, economically, materially. And if pharoah still don't free
the slaves, then he gets the plagues, or my cavalry, whichever gets there first. The
USTR will go crazy and say that we're not considering global trade. Committee members
will go crazy and say I haven't consulted enough. And the Arab world will just go
indescriminately crazy. No country has ever had a doctrine of intervention when only
humanitarian interests were at stake. That streaks going to end Sunday at noon. So, if
you're on board with this, what I need you to do...

BARTLET
"Set free the oppressed, break every yoke, clothe the naked and your light shall break
forth like the dawn, and the glory of the Lord shall be your rear guard."